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The Man Who Has To Get Written Permission From The Police Before Having Sex

 Aaron Sutcliffe, 29, from Lancashire, has to get permission from the Police BEFORE having sex after allegedly infecting women with HIV Friday 22nd June | by Cop(ex) | Twitter: @ES_Humour |   Sutcliffe has been told by Police that he poses a sexual risk to the public and must now get authorisation BEFORE having sex […]

New Support Network Set Up For Members Of The Emergency Services

 After one of our own Admins battled with the effects of post traumatic stress, they decided to set up a support group for members of the emergency services Thursday 21st June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter: @ES_Humour |   Serving in the emergency services is one of the hardest and most stressful […]

DAD-OF-SIX Jailed After Shining Laser Pen At Police Helicopter

Tuesday 20th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour | Darren Kenyon banged up for eight months after startling Pilot with Laser pen whilst the helicopter was flying over Manchester City Centre     A Judge has revealed how Darren Kenyon, aged 48, could have caused a ‘catastrophe’ after he deliberately shone […]

Is now the time to start thinking about LEGALISING the USE of cannabis?

  Tuesday 19th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour | Is legalising cannabis the best way to undermine drug dealers?   As someone who spent quite a few years in the Metropolitan Police on a 999 response team, I can 100% confirm that we will NEVER win the war on drugs. […]

Firefighter called to fight a HUGE blaze at the WEDDING VENUE he had booked with his fiancee

  Monday 18th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour | Firefighter attends blaze at the very place where he was due to get married.   Retained Firefighter Steven Munday was among 50+ Firefighters who were called to the Cottesmore Hotel, Golf and Country Club in Pease Pottage last Monday. The huge […]

Tory MP BLOCKS ‘Finns Law’ which would have worked towards making it a specific offence to harm service animals

The Private Members Bill dubbed ‘Finns Law’ was inspired by the savage knife attack on Police Dog Finn   Thursday 16th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour |   The proposed bill WAS designed to provide extra protection to service animals like police dogs and horses BUT has been BLOCKED by a long-serving Tory MP. […]

ABOUT TIME! Attacking Police animals COULD now become a separate OFFENCE under ‘Finn’s Law’

Currently, those accused of harming service animals are only charged with CRIMINAL DAMAGE Thursday 15th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour | Attacking / assaulting a service animal could soon set to become an offence unto itself after Michael Gove gave the Government’s support to a bill implementing “Finn’s Law”. The […]

MISCONDUCT panel hears how Firefighter had an AFFAIR with a Police Officers Wife

A misconduct hearing is told of events which led to a serving PC confronting a retained Firefighter after learning about an affair that the Firefighter was having with his wife of 16 years     Thursday 14th June | by Cop(ex) | Follow us on Twitter @ES_Humour |   A misconduct hearing has heard how […]

Cop who shared a picture of a DETECTIVES PENIS with her colleagues keeps her job after MISCONDUCT hearing

  13th June ’18  | Twitter @ES_Humour | Contact us |Visit our Website   PC thought that she was being sent a picture of a cake, but ended up being sent a picture of a penis instead   A Hull-based long-serving Police Officer has kept her job on the #ThinBlueLine after showing a picture of a […]

WHITBY LIFEBOAT RNLI volunteer stood down by the Charity following ‘inappropriate’ MUGS being found on Station, shares his feelings on Social Media

  12th June ’18  | Twitter @ES_Humour | Contact us |Visit our Website   Joe Winspear, one of the Whitby Lifeboat Crew Members who was stood down following a chain of events which started when a salaried manager took offence to a novelty mug, takes to social media in order to share his side of the […]